Retro But Good Games.

If you recognize this, then you know one of the best old games in the world, Splatterhouse.
Known to be one of the scariest games in it's time, it got a lot of reputation. So much reputation that they made a new remake!

Woo! This guy is ripped! Literally.

 Yep, you can survive an attack that rips your muscles apart, thanks to that mask. This game is bloody kids, so don't play it. You'd probably get horrified too.
 
 If you gain enough power, you get to be this big lug too! He's got the power to RIP YOU TO SHREDS.
Now, this game is not old. But I like it anyway.

BORDERLANDS! WOOT!
Sure is great, standing here. I LOVE IT!
Now that you mention it, I DO love standing here doing NOTHING!!!
How long you gonna admire that dirt?
Those are 3 quotes Mordecai says when he idles.

Not that mordecai

Not this mordekai either.


Yes, that mordecai.

This guy is my fave character in Borderlands 2. So I will play as him. Zer0's just too classy and masked.

Zer0 Is also wanted too much.

Salvador too. DFSFH DONE