Retro But Good Games.

If you recognize this, then you know one of the best old games in the world, Splatterhouse.
Known to be one of the scariest games in it's time, it got a lot of reputation. So much reputation that they made a new remake!

Woo! This guy is ripped! Literally.

 Yep, you can survive an attack that rips your muscles apart, thanks to that mask. This game is bloody kids, so don't play it. You'd probably get horrified too.
 
 If you gain enough power, you get to be this big lug too! He's got the power to RIP YOU TO SHREDS.
Now, this game is not old. But I like it anyway.

BORDERLANDS! WOOT!
Sure is great, standing here. I LOVE IT!
Now that you mention it, I DO love standing here doing NOTHING!!!
How long you gonna admire that dirt?
Those are 3 quotes Mordecai says when he idles.

Not that mordecai

Not this mordekai either.


Yes, that mordecai.

This guy is my fave character in Borderlands 2. So I will play as him. Zer0's just too classy and masked.

Zer0 Is also wanted too much.

Salvador too. DFSFH DONE

Horrors Of War

LOL

Minecraft LAN part 2!

Pixel art can now use emeralds! Woohoo!




 
Ermagherd Emererrlds 

MINECRAFT LAAAAAAAAAAN!

Emeralds On display here. It's a new ore! Everyone clap!



That, My friends, is pixel art. It's made from a lot of wool.
This brute is destroying my post, will make another!

What game should I get next?

I know I already asked this, but what? PLEASE TELL ME!

Facade Part 2

I got bad ending! Why!

My Graphics Card

No fan! Just heat sink! And it's blue! Unlike my old red one! Energy conserving too!

Facade

Downloading this game! It has good AI, If not the best.

Yo Giygas? You have a challenger for scariest boss in a nintendo game.

And the answer is. Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll Drum Roll

If you just scrolled past that drum roll, then you are going  to find out. It is......
This guy.

Team Fortress 2

Items Bought: Anger, Pocket Pistol, Scorch Shot, Brigade Helm, Heatmaker. Items On List: Paint. TF2 is a game where you fight, get and buy. Got a lot of backpack space, but that ain't saving me from my buying spree. Valve, I command you to make a backpack enlarger that enlarges it infinitely. And it must cost about 15 bucks. Good idea? Yes. Yeah. Yes! Mmmph. Yep. Yees! Hoowee! Jah! Yeah Mate. Yes. Lol. Jahwol, Scweithunds. I vill get on zee point. DUMKOPH! Zee Heavy ees a spae! Yeesh, Babies. I vill get on point. Pyro! Scout ees spai! Yeah, Buddies. Let's get on the point. What the.. That spy ain't one of us. Well, the moment has passed back to wo- AUUUUGH! Scweithunds. You are zee spae! Yeesh, he ees da spai! Alright! That's the freaking spy. Trololololololololololololol.

LAN Gamerz first post!

That's right! LAN Gamerz is here! I'm going to give some publishing rights to my friends, so you might see some grammar mistakes. This blog starts in about 3 weeks. Don't bother to count down. But while you wait, here are some remixes!